unregardless:

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

lionessphinx:

imnotanegganymore:

onamissiontocivilize:

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

GOT DAMMIT

No this is Patrick

theselener:

when someone likes and reblogs ur selfie then follows you

saltandvinegarcrisps:

wow justin is it real you??

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

thunderpoots:

remember kids, mans laughter is only a space away from manslaughter.

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sexychornman:

wow

thefrogman:

By Ian Padgham [vine]

but wait is the shipping name for jim kirk and spock = kock ???????

itreallyisthelittlethings:

msnaddie:

waldorph

#what kills me- #what kills me about this #is the way Jim shifts his hand #because he’s scared #and he was alone #but then there’s spock #who is crying over him #the guy who didn’t cry over his mother #who in the face of his own death purged himself of emotions#here is that guy crying over Jim. #And he knows he can’t touch Jim #but he still put his hand up to the glass. #Because he couldn’t help it #And it’s good-bye#they’re saying good-bye #and it’s Jim trying to speak Spock’s language for just a second. #Just a second longer.

#YEAH IT’LL BE NICE IF YOU COULD STOP BREAKING MY HEART #because that shift in his fingers? #KILLS ME #because who knows if he knows about vulcan kisses when he’s doing that #but he just aligns his fingers to spock #because it’s his dying instinct #GOD HELP ME WITH THESE FEELS WHERE ARE ALL THE FICS DAMMIT

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show